Optimism: 90% Caffeine, 10% Delusion, White Text - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

☕ "Optimism: 90% Caffeine, 10% Delusion" Unisex T-Shirt

Add a splash of humour to your day with our “Optimism: 90% Caffeine, 10% Delusion” t-shirt — the perfect tee for coffee lovers, dreamers, and anyone running purely on good vibes (and caffeine).

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this soft and comfy classic tee is built to last with durable double stitching on the neckline and sleeves. Whether you’re tackling your to-do list, lounging at home, or grabbing your third cup of coffee, it’s guaranteed to bring a smile.

Available in sizes Small to 2XL, with select colours up to 3XL, this tee is the perfect blend of comfort, confidence, and caffeine-fuelled charm.

Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a center crease
• Blank product responsibly sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer:
• The White colour variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.

😂 Fuelled by caffeine, powered by optimism — wear your sense of humour proudly!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Daisy Chain Box Ltd ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at daisychainbox@hotmail.com or write to us 20 Mercia Drive, Perton, WV6 7NE.

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